If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough.
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.
It’s supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button.
If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
The population of Earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called LinkedIn.
What did people do when they went to the bathroom before smart phones?
Thanks to the internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
One machine can do the work of 50 ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
Any fool can use a computer. Many do.
If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.
I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user-friendly.
All I have to do to empty shopping carts online is click a button. It’s way easier than the grocery store, where I have to knock them over.
The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
Technology is a word that describes something that doesn’t work yet.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid.
We’re not like other design agencies.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.
Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
I don’t know what “Java” is, but I let it do whatever it wants to my computer. I feel like such a slut.
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.