Hey there, I’m Alex Bimpson

I’m a web developer, designer, photographer, movie fanatic, music lover, snow sports addict and general tech enthusiast.

I work at Kerve Creative

I’ve been a senior developer at Kerve Creative for over a decade, delivering dozens of projects for many high profile brands.

I studied at the University of Bath

I graduated in 2011 with a BSc in Architecture, before deciding to instead pursue my love of web design and development.

Some of my favourite projects

Thanks to the internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
- Andy Borowitz
Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
- Steve Wozniak
If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
- Unknown
The population of Earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called LinkedIn.
- Dave Barry
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
- Unknown
Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.
- Andy Borowitz
Any fool can use a computer. Many do.
- Unknown
If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough.
- Unknown
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
- Unknown
I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user-friendly.
- Unknown
Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
- Unknown
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.
- Seymour Cray
I don’t know what “Java” is, but I let it do whatever it wants to my computer. I feel like such a slut.
- Dave Barry
Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid.
- William M. Kelly
What did people do when they went to the bathroom before smart phones?
- Aaron Mervis
To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.
- Bill Vaughan
It’s supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button.
- John Brunner
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
All I have to do to empty shopping carts online is click a button. It’s way easier than the grocery store, where I have to knock them over.
- Bridger Winegar
It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.
- Clive James
If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
- Unknown
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
- Unknown
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
- Unknown
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
- Jeff Pesis
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
- Unknown
The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.
- Karl Marx
We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.
- Douglas Adams
We’re not like other design agencies.
- Every design agency
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
- Clifford Stoll
Technology is a word that describes something that doesn’t work yet.
- Douglas Adams
One machine can do the work of 50 ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
- Elbert Hubbard